1. theogblackjesus:

    nwtsboy:

    WE GOOD

    YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

    Reblogged from: sincerelyjasminexo
  2. meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

    meanplastic:

    me about to do a powerpoint presentation

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  3. chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    Reblogged from: were-chain-ed
  4. durbikins:

    …sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

    Reblogged from: were-chain-ed
  5. sopranish:

    thehylianinthetardis:

    Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

    That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

    Reblogged from: calllmeeecraazyy
  6. killself:

    visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

    Reblogged from: sincerelyjasminexo
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  8. vuelie:

    wearing a blanket around the house like

    image

    Reblogged from: sincerelyjasminexo
  9. california-luxe:

love ya Nicole <3

    california-luxe:

    love ya Nicole <3

    Reblogged from: calllmeeecraazyy
  10. walkerflexasranger:

    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

    image

    "If youont getchoass…"

    Reblogged from: fashiontruthlovedrugs
  11. superfitbarbie:

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